u can tell he is artist because wistful and covered in paint.omg man is sad about art let’s be real.I’M ALIVE! First order of business: find a mopey artist boy.basically all you need to know about this movieTHERE IS A YOUNG WHITE MAN FEELING SORRY FOR HIMSELF I MUST FIND HIM.Outta my way gotta art.Deffo not a movie set.Gene Kelly has a business proposition for you and is still handsome in 1980.Antagonist has antagonist beardRandom friend wants to help you but doesn’t know this girl. FYI I dated a guy who looked kind of like this when I was 18.You can tell we’re in love because it’s raining, we’re on wheels, and someone is wearing a vest.Animation! We’re fish now.Except when we’re birds.we interrupt for a cute, wholesome 40s number.Fun fact: this band is The Tubes. In a 1983 video they have boob drums.Imposter or I’M POSTER?SPACE MUSE. Also skates.I like my women like I like my secondary definitions: essentially dreamy abstractions.It’s a getting new clothes montage! And we’re in love.Gene Kelly can fringe.I also can fringe.Big roller disco finale! There are also mimes, but I’m tired of downloading stills.OK I’m done time to go to space.
All images are from IMDB. I don’t own them. Or Xanadu. Does anyone own Xanadu?*
*Technically, yes.