Xanadu as Told by IMDB Stills

by LF
u can tell he is artist because wistful and covered in paint.
omg man is sad about art let’s be real.
I’M ALIVE! First order of business: find a mopey artist boy.
basically all you need to know about this movie
THERE IS A YOUNG WHITE MAN FEELING SORRY FOR HIMSELF I MUST FIND HIM.
Outta my way gotta art.
Deffo not a movie set.
Gene Kelly has a business proposition for you and is still handsome in 1980.
Antagonist has antagonist beard
Random friend wants to help you but doesn’t know this girl. FYI I dated a guy who looked kind of like this when I was 18.
You can tell we’re in love because it’s raining, we’re on wheels, and someone is wearing a vest.
Animation! We’re fish now.
Except when we’re birds.
we interrupt for a cute, wholesome 40s number.
Fun fact: this band is The Tubes. In a 1983 video they have boob drums.
Imposter or I’M POSTER?
SPACE MUSE. Also skates.
I like my women like I like my secondary definitions: essentially dreamy abstractions.
It’s a getting new clothes montage! And we’re in love.
Gene Kelly can fringe.
I also can fringe.
Big roller disco finale! There are also mimes, but I’m tired of downloading stills.
OK I’m done time to go to space.

All images are from IMDB. I don’t own them. Or Xanadu. Does anyone own Xanadu?*
*Technically, yes.